The Pimp Bots Were Created by Man

I got some work done today. Amazing, I know. I cataloged every U.S. ground-to-ground and ground-to-air missile that I could find data on and set up some graphs of various properties (mostly relating to weight and range). It turns out that the current arsenal of missiles will not meet the requirements of the design project, as those requirements have been made clear to us. That means that anything designed will require new technologies, which are expensive, and therefore this project isn't feasible. Q.E.D. More tomorrow.