Jim Gilmore (R) is no longer seeking his party's nomination for President of the United States. This is probably a good thing since no one in his party had a clue who he was. In other campaign news, the little whiney Democrat guy, Dennis Kucinich (that's spelled wrong, but I'm too lazy to look for the right spelling, though I will type this long explanation instead), doesn't want to be left of the debates. Clinton and Edwards were overheard discussing leaving out the minor candidates in future debates, and little dude (I think he's short of stature, at least. Whether he is or not, I'm calling him little dude or some variation from here on out.) doesn't like it. He'd rather try to pull a Ross Perot. Shorty is just left of Karl Marx and really has a Napoleon complex. I wouldn't want him around, either. Maybe if he dressed up and performed acts of physical comedy - midgets are funnier when performing physical comedy.
In case you didn't guess, real news was somewhat short today (you thought I was done, didn't you?), but maybe the doubling of the bin Laden reward will set some things in motion for tomorrow. Really, what can you buy with $50 million that you couldn't with $25 million? If I were the #2 man at al Qaeda, I'd turn bin Laden in and use the money to fund my terrorism. Then again, if bin Laden weren't a coward, he'd have been on those planes, or on the subways, or in the trucks at the Trade Center the first time around. He could make a ton of money for his organization AND be a martyr, but he's too much of a coward for that.
I almost forgot - I need to catch up on The 4400 before the new episode tomorrow night. More tomorrow.
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